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#NoobBoob Challenge Week One Update

Posted by on Mar 19, 2012 in NoobBoob | 0 comments

Right so week one of the #NoobBoob Challenge is down. I would be lying if I said that it wasn’t sore. Actually I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t in complete agony and my body was as tired as hell.  My body is actually close to the point of sleep walking.

Anyway, Monday started with my first session of physio for my shin splints and by gawd was that painful! I had to do a couple of exercises at first and then she unleashed her little devil fingers for a massage that was from satan himself!

After wanting to punch her Monday also followed my first coaching session of the season and after the physio I actually felt pretty good surprisingly. I managed a quick session on the bike after that and felt pretty sore and exhausted at the end of it, but I guess that is expected after shovelling pies down my gullet without doing any exercise really for about 5 months.

No Pie Zone - #NoobBoob Challenge

The rest of the week saw me train by myself for a good couple hours each day on the astro with Wednesday being another coaching session. Thursday I took the day off due to their being a power failure at the gym which gave me a valid excuse in my books.

Friday came and saw me back at the pain lady. This time she was really impressed with the progress I had made and I was dam sure to boast aboutt having been to the gym more this week than I think I have in my life! Anyway, here I am on Sunday after a full week of hitting the gym and doing my stretching and strengthening exercises and I am feeling good. I am not in as much pain and I feel fitter and healthy already. My weight hasn’t budged from just shy of 90kgs but I am hoping that this next week or two sees me make some progress.

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#NoobBoob Challenge

Posted by on Mar 16, 2012 in My life | 5 comments

Right. Here I am. Staring down the barrel. Ok, actually I am not. I am trying to stare at my toes but there is this massive blob in the way blocking them. I don’t even know if I still have toes. Hell, for all I know they could have walked off or be covered in a jar of mustard. I don’t know because I haven’t seen them in a while.

Ok, so this is actually a wild exageration, but the blob just above my waist is growing at a rapid rate and I am moving up in Moob cup sizes as we speak.

Introducing the #NoobBoob Challenge. The challange where I go from weighing just short of 90Kg’s down to 80Kg’s. 10Kg’s in 3 months.

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"I got bigger Titties than you do..."

Yes I know that doesn’t sound like much, but for me that would make all the difference in the world. I will be posting weekly updates on Fridays with regards to my progress in the week.

Mid March – Mid June. 80Kgs. Let’s get it on! Time to stop any signs of high cholesterol or high blood pressure.

Forget Sleek Geek and the money and all the people. This is one man, on a mission to reclaim sight of his toes.

 

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