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Xtreme Sports: Grass Diving

Posted by on Nov 28, 2009 in Xtreme Sports | 2 comments

Welcome to the first part in our Xtreme Sports section. As I mentioned before, this is a series of posts, and this is merely the first installment of the series. Are you ready for our first Xtreme Event?

Xtreme Sports: Grass Diving

This sport is truly as extreme as it sounds. Forget a pool full of soft water and fancy diving boards. This is plain hardcore. This sport only requires long grass, and some extreme moves. Oh, I almost forgot: it also requires a large amount of alcoholic beverages being ingested prior to your participation, but I guess that is all up to the participants.

X-man with an 8.9 dive

X-man with an 8.9 dive

This image will needs to be enlarged to appreciate fully. I understand it is a bit dark, and my apologies. Click on the image to view it in its full awesomeness.

As you can see here, X-man scores a mighty 8.9 for such an exquisit dive. His technique was outrageously perfect, his timing impeccable, and his execution reminiscent of World War II with such precision. His landing was the only place were he lost a few points. Apart from his slightly wonky landing, it was perfect. If you were wondering what was wrong with his landing, you tend to lose points when you land face first, and then proceed to cry out in agony, “Aah my f***ing,nose!”

Never the less, with the sport still in its infancy, it was a remarkable attempt, and left us, the spectators, in rapturous applause pleading for more.

So there you have it fokes, the first part of the Xtreme sports series is complete. I hope you enjoyed it and remember: NEVER do any of the things seen in the series at home!

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Xtreme Sports

Posted by on Nov 25, 2009 in Xtreme Sports | 2 comments

I would like to welcome you to a new section here on Captain Welcome to Xtreme Sports.

Now I bet you are thinking, “but we have already seen the most extreme sports out there?” Think again. This series of posts will take the extreme to a whole new level. All extreme sports that you have witnessed up until now will look like a bald badger could do it. This is the series that will open your eyes to the true would of living life to the most extreme.

We have one stunt man that is working on this series. To protect his identity we shall call him X-man. He is the crazy fool that does all of these stunts, and willing puts his life on the line for our entertainment.

The X-man will soon be making a wildly drunk appearance some time this week so stayed tuned! Trust me, this is one series of posts that will make you cry with extremeness!

Ok, well to be honest, the activities on here are not that extreme, but are ridiculously funny. It is simply the adventures of an extremely drunk individual doing his thing will under the influence. Considering the state that he is in when he does these things, it actually is rather extreme.

***Please Note: any of the stunts witnessed here are done by an extremely drunk individual who has had many outrageously pissed hours of practice. Please do not try these stunts at home.***

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