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Posted by on Feb 22, 2011 in Humour | 3 comments

So when you start a business you think of a catchy name right? Something that will stick on a customers mind. Something that might make a stain on their impression? You don’t want to pick a name that leaves an odd white spot for your brand… Ok enough with the explosive jokes…

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Mark was the one that found this absolute beauty! Original Post

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Denis Leary – Asshole

Posted by on Jan 13, 2011 in Humour, Music | 0 comments

The other day I was going through my gigantic music collection when I came across this wonderful classic!

I’m an asshole!

(SPOKEN)
Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don’t know!

(SUNG)
I’m just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I’m your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I’ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I’ve gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying “How about this heat?”
I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
I’m an asshole (He’s the world’s biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
I’m an asshole (He’s a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong
NAAAAH!

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Lonely Island – I Just Had Sex Video

Posted by on Dec 23, 2010 in Humour, Music | 0 comments

The Lonely Island – I Just Had Sex Video

This song is quite cheesy and fairly stupid, but it is dam catchy! I really enjoyed their first album, and after hearing this first single, I think I will enjoy their second one as well!

It has got Akon on the track with Jessica Alba and Blake Lively from Gossip Girl in it, so these boys are managing to get some big names on board!

The video has already clocked up over 11 million views after being live only just over a week! Nice going guys! I JUST HAD SEX!

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Nandos Cell C Parody Advert – CEO

Posted by on Nov 26, 2010 in Humour | 0 comments

Nando’s Cell C Parody Advert – Chicken Experience Officer!

Oh how I love the Nando’s advert campaigns! They had the advert where they offered Julius Malema some twitter advice. This new one is just fantastic and takes multiple stabs at Cell C over their recent rebranding and advertising campaign. They joke about Nando’s not needing to change their logo or their brand, and that they are simply just going to continue to do what they have always done since 1987.

Oh how I love the new Nando’s Cell C Parody Advert. Chicken Experience Officer! Bwahaha!

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Ex-English Cricket Captain Michael Vaughan punches interviewer

Posted by on Nov 16, 2010 in Humour | 2 comments

Ex-English Cricket Captain Michael Vaughan punches interviewer

I have no idea what the interviewer is talking about, but all of that is over shadowed by the magic that is the potent punch that takes him down from the former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan! Simply beautiful!

I was unable to find any information on this anywhere on the internet and would therefore appreciate it if someone could fill me in on how this reporter came to land one square in the face! BAM!

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