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ANC Youth League Website Hacked – Julius Malema Steps Down

Posted by on Mar 30, 2011 in Featured, Humour | 0 comments

ANC Youth League Website Hacked – Julius Malema Steps Down

I must admit, this is fairly funny. Nice one bru!

ANC Youth League - Julius Malema Steps Down

So apparently our comrade old Julius Malema has stepped down. Cha that will be the day hey. But wait, that would lead to a duldrum of other boring political puppers coming in to replace our President of the Youth League. Oh no, silly me! I forgot about the rest of the ANC! Everyone calm down, crisis averted!

Good, now we can continue to have our leader Julius, or more commenly known as JuJu, can continue to make stupid statements about flying to the sun so that the rest of the world can laugh at us.

Good old Julius Malema will surely be back to his best in an attempt to try and shut down not just Twitter, but the entire internet now!

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Sex-Insurance

Posted by on Mar 24, 2011 in Humour | 1 comment

So I get tons of emails that I should forward or I will have bad luck for the next seven years. Cha right bru! But this one

Sex-Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:

If you sleep with your wife

- LEGAL & GENERAL

Option 2:

If you sleep with your wife in your car

- AUTO &GENERAL

Option 3:

If you sleep with someone else’s wife:

- MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4:

Sleeping with your mother-in-law

- OLD MUTUAL

Option 5:

If you sleep with a   Muslim-girl

- SANLAM

Option 6:

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7:

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

- LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8:

Man sleeping with another man

- HOLLARD

Option 9:

Having sex on the spur of the moment

- MOMENTUM

Option 10:

Sleeping with your ex-wife

- OUTSURANCE

Option 11:

Sleeping with a prostitute

- BUDGET

Option 12:

Having sex with someone you don’t even know

- DISCOVERY

Option 13:

Having sex with a virgin.

-First for women

Suddenly there are so many insurance options, it might be safer not to take one! But then you might just do a hit and run.

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CNN Reporter Laughs At Japan Tsunami

Posted by on Mar 11, 2011 in Featured, Gossip, Humour | 10 comments

Appartantly a CNN reporter by the name of Rosemary Church laughed live on air with regards to the recent Tsunami that struck Japan this morning. She seemed to have a good giggle about her Twitter being “flooded with tweets” about the Tsunami which she found rather amusing. Sick puppy that one…

The backlash is quite hectic on twitter with people calling for her resignation and CNN have pulled her off the air with immediate effect. I don’t know if that is a permanent move but eish, that lady is not going to be very well liked after this! Somehow I don’t think a little public apology is going to save your career after this one Rose.

What a shame. She was a pretty betty. Oh well.

If you want to follow the lovely, now probably unemployed, Rosemary Church, you can simply click here to throw abuse her way!

I posted a live stream of the Earthquake/Tsunami earlier.

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