This is awesome! Wait was that cake!? Owned!
ANC Youth League Website Hacked – Julius Malema Steps Down
I must admit, this is fairly funny. Nice one bru!
So apparently our comrade old Julius Malema has stepped down. Cha that will be the day hey. But wait, that would lead to a duldrum of other boring political puppers coming in to replace our President of the Youth League. Oh no, silly me! I forgot about the rest of the ANC! Everyone calm down, crisis averted!
Good, now we can continue to have our leader Julius, or more commenly known as JuJu, can continue to make stupid statements about flying to the sun so that the rest of the world can laugh at us.
Good old Julius Malema will surely be back to his best in an attempt to try and shut down not just Twitter, but the entire internet now!Read More
So I get tons of emails that I should forward or I will have bad luck for the next seven years. Cha right bru! But this one
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.
The insurance companies have formulated the following options:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO &GENERAL
If you sleep with someone else’s wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL
If you sleep with a Muslim-girl
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE
Man sleeping with another man
Having sex on the spur of the moment
Sleeping with your ex-wife
Sleeping with a prostitute
Having sex with someone you don’t even know
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women
Suddenly there are so many insurance options, it might be safer not to take one! But then you might just do a hit and run.Read More
Appartantly a CNN reporter by the name of Rosemary Church laughed live on air with regards to the recent Tsunami that struck Japan this morning. She seemed to have a good giggle about her Twitter being “flooded with tweets” about the Tsunami which she found rather amusing. Sick puppy that one…
The backlash is quite hectic on twitter with people calling for her resignation and CNN have pulled her off the air with immediate effect. I don’t know if that is a permanent move but eish, that lady is not going to be very well liked after this! Somehow I don’t think a little public apology is going to save your career after this one Rose.
What a shame. She was a pretty betty. Oh well.
If you want to follow the lovely, now probably unemployed, Rosemary Church, you can simply click here to throw abuse her way!
I posted a live stream of the Earthquake/Tsunami earlier.Read More