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South Africa’s Rebecca Black – Clarise

Posted by on Feb 28, 2012 in Humour | 0 comments

I am sure you all remember that awful tune that made your ears bleed a couple months back that went It’s Friday, Friday, gotta errrr…stop singing this song.

With that angelic voice storming our senses, the hype and success was only parallel to a dirty nappy. Yes, she was truly horrible and was actually taken out of school because of the torture of having to decide which seat to take.

Introducing the next girl that is going to be ridiculed just as badly and this time, Local is NOT Lekker!

Welcome Clarise into your senses as you die rather painfully and not nearly quickly enough.

Big up to Mike Sharman for finding this girl who clearly rocks! Yeaaaaaah she rocks! I wonder if we are going to get local parodies like we did we Braai Day and Naai Day?

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North Korea Dictator Kim Jong Il Dies From Heart Attack

Posted by on Dec 19, 2011 in Humour | 0 comments

You know the man is a legend from the moment that he changes the national constitution of his own country so that he must be called “Supreme Leader”.

kim jong il - dictator definition cool

Dictator definition cool

Anyway, the man, the legend, the short dude who stared in Team America has finally bitten the dust. The Supreme Leader has been sick for a while and we knew it was coming, but hey. China seem a little on edge saying that they are “distressed” after hearing of his death. Apparently not quite as distressed as the rest of the country as the military has been put on high alert following the news. We wouldn’t want any free-willed citizens trying to latch onto the crazy idea of boycotting the communist state now would we? Pfft what outrageous ideas!

Kim-Jong-Il - bodyguards

Bitches say what with all my bodyguards?

It was said that the great leader suffered an exhaustion related heart attack while taking a train ride. A train ride seriously? This man rolls in old school style yo. I mean look at his fashion sense! Rocking those grey suits non-stop.

This sets up Sasha Boren Cohen’s new movie called Dictator quite nicely.

Anyway, now that Kim Jong Il is gone, it should be fairly amusing to watch the national tensions of North Korea, South Korea as well as China start to increase. Let me get my popcorn!

kim-jong-il - naked with beer

“Well rwarlo der!”

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OMO – Just One Small Cap Is Enough

Posted by on Oct 28, 2011 in Humour | 0 comments

Oooo eeh eeh! Just one small cap is enough!

I seriously love this ad from OMO. We have a joke in the office were everyone keeps apply this to basically any situation where it can slot in. I dig the look on the chicks face after she gets slapped on the hand! Priceless!

Just one small cap is enough!

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