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Druken Hockey Practice

Posted by on May 13, 2009 in Cape Town, Humour, My life | 0 comments

So tonight I ventured down to practice for my club hockey side. I play for the 5th side, and for our Wednesday night practice’s we combine with the 4th side to get some more numbers, and to challenge the placings a bit.

After most of the side had had a quick warm up in the bar upstairs before practice, we started a mini game situation. All was going well until the 4th team captain or coach, or who ever he was pitched and decided to run things. He suggested we start off giving the keeper a work out with which we all agreed and started the drill.

This is where the fun begins… This guy was completed trashed. He challenged us to get ten goals in five minutes. Now, that is not very hard for even the worst of sides as you are taking loads of shots in five minutes. We started to bang them in, and then started to giggle as this guy could hardly control the ball, and couldn’t count properly.

Things just got funnier and funnier for all of us until we had worn out the joke and decided to return to our little game situation from earlier. Not something we should be laughing at, but still funny none the less.

I have never had something like that before. Any of you had any crazy stories like that to share?

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The New Dr. Evil

Posted by on May 13, 2009 in Humour, Politics | 1 comment

I got sent this in an email and I think it is absolutely brilliant. Not so much the fact that is ripping off Zuma, but it seems everyone is taking a dig at Malema. Check it out and let me know what you think below!

The New Dr. Evil

The New Dr. Evil

Click on the image to get the full sized image.

Now that is true awesomeness….

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Facebook Trick

Posted by on May 12, 2009 in Humour, Web | 0 comments

No longer is it the PlayStation or other consoles with combination codes to unlock cool features. Facebook has joined the party. Now they have a trick to impress your friends.

Once you put in the code, you will be able to a lens-flare effect on your facebook page. This effect is very similar to the one available in Photoshop. Simply enter the code, and click your mouse and boom, you have an awesome lens flare effect which is sure to make your friends gasp in amazement at how truly awesome you are. It is nothing too amazing, but should at least keep your friends entertained for about 5 seconds or so.

Facebook Lens Flare

Facebook Lens Flare

I take it you want that code now? UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT,  B, A, ENTER.

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