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Crime in SA is out of control!

Posted by on Aug 28, 2009 in Humour | 0 comments

Things have just reached that point where the world of criminals are taking over, and there is almost nothing left for us to do to stop it! How are we meant to stop such criminals!?

bird thief

No attempt to even hide his face or anything!? Do these criminals have no shame?! Eish wena, not cool.

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Don’t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

Posted by on Aug 19, 2009 in Humour | 0 comments

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

Who can’t like gay people when they bring such an attitude towards life. Brilliant.

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” 

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” 

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

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