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Jack Parow – Cooler As Ekke

Posted by on Dec 18, 2009 in Humour, Music | 0 comments

You simply have to love local flavour. This country is the only place where you can find some banging tunes like this! Jack Parow people! If you can’t speak some Afrikaans mixed with a bit of slang, don’t even try watching this. Seriously, this guy is hilarious!

Tell me that his cap is not pure awesomeness! Maybe I will see if I can buy one with my kalahari voucher I won!

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Oh Touch Me Baby: Italian Style

Posted by on Dec 3, 2009 in Humour | 0 comments

So you are looking for a bit of help with being able to converse with your secret Italian lover that you have on the side? Hmmm…I can understand the predicament that lies at your feet, or should I say on your bed? She can barely speak English and you definitely don’t want your wife to know!

Now you can converse with your Italian lover with this helpful little guide that was found!

italian sex guide

Click on the image to learn those helpful little words ;)

I have no clue why those are in there, but they are. Don’t complain, rather educate yourself. You never know, you might one day have an Italian lover, or you could become a really rich, weird old guy who likes to talk dirty to his Ferrari. Only time will tell, and you better be prepared!

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The Designer Has Quit Unexpectedly

Posted by on Dec 2, 2009 in Humour | 0 comments

There are times in life when we simply are fed up and just don’t want to continue in the same mold. Sometimes people treat as in a manner that makes us want to smash their face in with a sledge hammer and then proceed to run them over multiple times.

I am guessing this designer was feeling a bit like that at work.

I have not been able to find out what the actual story is behind this. I have only managed to grab some mumblings about the guy being in a temp position. Can anyone clear things up and fill us in on the proper story?

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Periodic Table Of Cupcakes

Posted by on Nov 29, 2009 in Humour | 2 comments

This is for the nerds out there. My dad would absolutely love this! I think any nerd would find this part of a suitable birthday party!

Now I am really hungry. I want some cupcakes, except I don’t have any. I guess muffins will have to do!

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