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No Dinner; Mo Problems – Ultimate GTA Girlfriend

Posted by on Oct 14, 2011 in Gaming | 0 comments

I think we have found the world’s best girlfriend. No seriously. This chick clearly understand how GTA works and how to get the best out of her man.

no dinner mo problems - ultimate gta girlfriend

The note reads:

No Dinner; Mo’ Problems

  • Find car in driveway
  • Collect 8oz Fontina from grocery store
  • Collect 50# dog food from pet store
  • Take to wash to shake the cops
  • Difficulty: Easy


  • 70xp
  • Seeing Boobs
  • Dinner

A: Yes B: No

(waypoints alraedy programmed in your GPS.)

What a legend!

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PopCap Leaves EA A Zombie Message After Takeover

Posted by on Jul 21, 2011 in Gaming, Humour | 0 comments

Dear EA Humanz


Behold the awesomeness that PopCap sent to Electronic Arts (EA) on the news that their take over had been completed. This is a note taken between levels from the popular game Plants versus Zombies and in my opinion is nothing short of awesome! It just shows that the guys are welcoming EA on board and have a good sense of humour. Then again, I would also welcome someone on board if they have struck a deal worth up to $1.3 Billion.

It just shows you how valuable the free games market really is!

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For Sale: Fable 3 & FIFA 11 Xbox

Posted by on Jan 11, 2011 in Cape Town, Gaming, My life | 0 comments

So for Xmas I acquired FIFA 11 and Fable 3 for the Xbox. The problem is that I don’t want either of these games and have therefore decided to sell them both on. They are both brand new and still in the plastic and therefore have never been opened or used.

I am asking for R400 for Fable 3, and R300 for FIFA 11.

Fable 3 is currently going for R600 new and FIFA 11 goes for R450, so I feel both of these are good prices!

Feel free to leave a comment if you are interested or you can fill out the contact form on the Contact page.

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Call of Duty: Black Ops TV Commercial – There’s A Soldier In All Of Us

Posted by on Nov 26, 2010 in Gaming | 0 comments

Call of Duty: Black Ops TV Commercial: “There’s A Soldier In All Of Us”

So this is the latest tv commerical for Call of Duty: Black Ops. The tag line for Black Ops is “There’s A Soldier In All Of Us”. I absolutely love how they are trying to advertise the Call of Duty franchise, and what they have done for exposing Call of Duty: Black Ops to the average market of gamers is fantastic! Go buy Call of Duty: Black Ops today!

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Xbox 360 Game Review: Mafia 2

Posted by on Nov 17, 2010 in Gaming | 0 comments

Mafia 2 Xbox 360 game review


Mafia 2 for the Xbox 360 is a well thought out game that makes you believe you are playing the actual life story of a 1950’s Mafioso on his way up in the illicit world of murder, drugs and paid protection.


- The story line is fantastic.
- Empire city looks amazing and it is thoroughly detailed.
- The combat system is very well designed (both melee and firearm).


- Very linear world – not much to do outside of missions.


You live the life of Empire City mobster Vito Scaletta who, after returning from the war, gets in touch with one of his old buddies Joe. He finds out that there have been some problems at home with bookies and that he needs money and he needs it quickly. Straight away he is hooked into the business and you play the role of Vito as he slowly climbs the ranks in the family with Joe.

Vito plays a great main character as he is constantly questioning the gang lifestyle. He is torn between keeping his family happy and the lavish party that is the life of a Mafioso’s. He knows the consequences but he’s in too deep to get out; the lifestyle has a firm grip on the once modest man. The mob life is a brutal cut-throat world, while you get the fast cars, guns and girls, your friends will turn on you in a second if the pay is right. Mafia 2 captures the life beautifully with a simple job of selling cigarettes turning into a city wide, guns-blazing car chase but the trilling story line and dramatic twists will keep you on the edge wanting to make you “take that chance”.  The game comes to a passionate and shocking end that might leave you a little disappointed, but is still a great ride that is well worth taking.

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