Posted by on Mar 16, 2012 in My life | 5 comments

Right. Here I am. Staring down the barrel. Ok, actually I am not. I am trying to stare at my toes but there is this massive blob in the way blocking them. I don’t even know if I still have toes. Hell, for all I know they could have walked off or be covered in a jar of mustard. I don’t know because I haven’t seen them in a while.

Ok, so this is actually a wild exageration, but the blob just above my waist is growing at a rapid rate and I am moving up in Moob cup sizes as we speak.

Introducing the #NoobBoob Challenge. The challange where I go from weighing just short of 90Kg’s down to 80Kg’s. 10Kg’s in 3 months.


"I got bigger Titties than you do..."

Yes I know that doesn’t sound like much, but for me that would make all the difference in the world. I will be posting weekly updates on Fridays with regards to my progress in the week.

Mid March – Mid June. 80Kgs. Let’s get it on! Time to stop any signs of high cholesterol or high blood pressure.

Forget Sleek Geek and the money and all the people. This is one man, on a mission to reclaim sight of his toes.


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