Right. Here I am. Staring down the barrel. Ok, actually I am not. I am trying to stare at my toes but there is this massive blob in the way blocking them. I don’t even know if I still have toes. Hell, for all I know they could have walked off or be covered in a jar of mustard. I don’t know because I haven’t seen them in a while.
Ok, so this is actually a wild exageration, but the blob just above my waist is growing at a rapid rate and I am moving up in Moob cup sizes as we speak.
Introducing the #NoobBoob Challenge. The challange where I go from weighing just short of 90Kg’s down to 80Kg’s. 10Kg’s in 3 months.
Yes I know that doesn’t sound like much, but for me that would make all the difference in the world. I will be posting weekly updates on Fridays with regards to my progress in the week.
Forget Sleek Geek and the money and all the people. This is one man, on a mission to reclaim sight of his toes.