Archive for November, 2011
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 – The Vet & The Noob
Today is the day where all of us nerds and gamers alike can finally stop pissing in our pants with excitement! Why!? Because Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 has been released today! OMG!
Oh yea!
Seriously cannot wait to get home to play this! I don’t think I am going to get much sleep tonight!
- Captain AwesomeSA Blog Awards – Vote for ME dammit!
So the last few years the blog awards have been an absolute shambles. (Yes I want you to pronounce that absolute like JZ does. Absolutely!) I got really into it a couple of years ago when my site was first launched and I was such a keen little bean it wasn’t even funny. I spammed (I would never spam you darlings) a massive campaign and went balls to the walls praying that my tiny readership pulled through. Anyway, a blog that hadn’t had a new post in over a year got through to the top 10 so I got over it.
The last couple years there has been more poop flung towards the awards than a big monkey brawl in the middle of the jungle with an unlimited supply of poop, loads of Red Bull and a sign declaring the monkey poop flinging Olympics open. It seems this year is no different and the poop, she is being flung in all directions!
I hadn’t really giving a flying wombat about what happens this year, but I thought that I would at least add the big (flipping ugly!?) banner onto my sidebar so that if people voted for me and I got through to the top 10, or how ever the hell things are working this year (seriously, wtf decides on how this shit works? A handitard who has tied their hands together with their own shoelaces??) that there were actually people who had voted for me and thought that my crappy writing was worth it.
Now, I am changing tact! Ha! Bet you never saw that one coming did you biatches!? Exactly. Now, I am changing the game, but I don’t want yáll to hate either the game or the player. In this case, especially the player coz that is me yo. Peace.
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Launches Tomorrow!
I am flipping excited right now! Like, I am close to urinating in my pants with excitement! Why, you ask? Because the most anticipated game of the year comes out tomorrow, and I have mine on pre-order! Oh YEA baby!
How can your wang not be tingling with joy right now?
- Captain AwesomeSafe House Trailer
Large parts of Safe House was shot in Cape Town South Africa with it clearly being known that it is South Africa. The trailer looks awesome and it has Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds in it! Seriously, excitement in my pants right now!
Here is the plot taken from the YouTube video:
“Oscar® winner Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds star in the action-thriller Safe House. Washington plays the most dangerous renegade from the CIA, who comes back onto the grid after a decade on the run. When the South African safe house he’s remanded to is attacked by mercenaries, a rookie operative (Reynolds) escapes with him. Now, the unlikely allies must stay alive long enough to uncover who wants them dead.
For the past year, Matt Weston has been frustrated by his inactive, backwater post in Cape Town. A “housekeeper” who aspires to be a full-fledged agent, the loyal company man has been waiting for an opportunity to prove himself. When the first and only occupant he’s had proves to be the most dangerous man he’s ever met, Weston readies for duty.
Tobin Frost has eluded capture for almost a decade. One of the best ops men that the CIA’s known, the ex-intelligence officer has given up assets and sold military intel to anyone with cash since he turned. From trading secrets to North Korea to aiding splinter cells, the damage he’s done to the U.S. is immeasurable. And he’s now back on the reservation with a secret.
As soon as Frost is brought in for debriefing, mercenaries come and tear apart Weston’s safe house. Barely escaping, the unlikely partners must discover if their attackers have been sent by terrorists or someone on the inside who will kill anyone standing in the way. Now it’s up to Weston to figure out who he can trust before they’re both eliminated from the game.”
- Captain AwesomeDIE ANTWOORD – Fok Julle Naaiers (Music Video)
So this is the latest single from the Zef rap crew called Die Antwoord. How the hell they managed to get an international record deal is amazing and something I can’t understand!
I dont think there is a single thing good about this song. The lyrics are fairly crap, the music video is scary and the music in general is fairly boring.
Anyway, what do you think of the new Die Antwoord music video?
- Captain Awesome
