Posted by on Mar 24, 2011 in Humour | 1 comment

So I get tons of emails that I should forward or I will have bad luck for the next seven years. Cha right bru! But this one

Sex-Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:

If you sleep with your wife

- LEGAL & GENERAL

Option 2:

If you sleep with your wife in your car

- AUTO &GENERAL

Option 3:

If you sleep with someone else’s wife:

- MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4:

Sleeping with your mother-in-law

- OLD MUTUAL

Option 5:

If you sleep with a   Muslim-girl

- SANLAM

Option 6:

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7:

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

- LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8:

Man sleeping with another man

- HOLLARD

Option 9:

Having sex on the spur of the moment

- MOMENTUM

Option 10:

Sleeping with your ex-wife

- OUTSURANCE

Option 11:

Sleeping with a prostitute

- BUDGET

Option 12:

Having sex with someone you don’t even know

- DISCOVERY

Option 13:

Having sex with a virgin.

-First for women

Suddenly there are so many insurance options, it might be safer not to take one! But then you might just do a hit and run.

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