So I get tons of emails that I should forward or I will have bad luck for the next seven years. Cha right bru! But this one
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.
The insurance companies have formulated the following options:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO &GENERAL
If you sleep with someone else’s wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL
If you sleep with a Muslim-girl
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE
Man sleeping with another man
Having sex on the spur of the moment
Sleeping with your ex-wife
Sleeping with a prostitute
Having sex with someone you don’t even know
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women
Suddenly there are so many insurance options, it might be safer not to take one! But then you might just do a hit and run.