Archive for March, 2011
ANC Youth League Website Hacked – Julius Malema Steps Down
ANC Youth League Website Hacked – Julius Malema Steps Down
I must admit, this is fairly funny. Nice one bru!
So apparently our comrade old Julius Malema has stepped down. Cha that will be the day hey. But wait, that would lead to a duldrum of other boring political puppers coming in to replace our President of the Youth League. Oh no, silly me! I forgot about the rest of the ANC! Everyone calm down, crisis averted!
Good, now we can continue to have our leader Julius, or more commenly known as JuJu, can continue to make stupid statements about flying to the sun so that the rest of the world can laugh at us.
Good old Julius Malema will surely be back to his best in an attempt to try and shut down not just Twitter, but the entire internet now!
- Captain AwesomeSex-Insurance
So I get tons of emails that I should forward or I will have bad luck for the next seven years. Cha right bru! But this one
Sex-Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.
The insurance companies have formulated the following options:
Option 1:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL
Option 2:
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO &GENERAL
Option 3:
If you sleep with someone else’s wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL
Option 4:
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL
Option 5:
If you sleep with a Muslim-girl
- SANLAM
Option 6:
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX
Option 7:
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE
Option 8:
Man sleeping with another man
- HOLLARD
Option 9:
Having sex on the spur of the moment
- MOMENTUM
Option 10:
Sleeping with your ex-wife
- OUTSURANCE
Option 11:
Sleeping with a prostitute
- BUDGET
Option 12:
Having sex with someone you don’t even know
- DISCOVERY
Option 13:
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women
Suddenly there are so many insurance options, it might be safer not to take one! But then you might just do a hit and run.
- Captain AwesomeElizabeth Taylor Dead – Dies Aged 79
At the tender young age of 79, Liz Taylor has finally packed it in. No not her movie career, but life itself actually.
What a shame.
She “died Wednesday in Los Angeles from congestive heart failure.” At least she had her children by her side when she went towards the light.
Liz, as I used to call her – ja we were casual like that with nicknames – started in a whole range of movies withher winning numerous awards. This from Wikipedia:
Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, OBE (27 February 1932 – 23 March 2011),[1][2] also known as Liz Taylor, was an English-American actress.[3] A former child star, she grew to be known for her acting talent and beauty, as well as her Hollywood lifestyle, including many marriages. Taylor was considered one of the great actresses of Hollywood’s golden age. The American Film Institute named Taylor seventh on its Female Legends list.
Another list, that is almost as long as her movie list, is her list of husbands!
- Conrad “Nicky” Hilton (6 May 1950 – 29 January 1951) (divorced)
- Michael Wilding (21 February 1952 – 26 January 1957) (divorced)
- Michael Todd (2 February 1957 – 22 March 1958) (widowed)
- Eddie Fisher (12 May 1959 – 6 March 1964) (divorced)
- Richard Burton (15 March 1964 – 26 June 1974) (divorced)
- Richard Burton (10 October 1975 – 29 July 1976) (divorced)
- Note: between 1975 and 1976, Taylor was the companion to the Iranian ambassador to Washington, Ardeshir Zahedi. They were dubbed “the hottest couple”, and both divorced their significant others during their relationship. Taylor even traveled with him to Tehran for a time. Shah Reza Pahlavi convinced Zahedi to end his relationship with Taylor.
Velvet Sky Airlines Failing Already
So I am sure you have all heard of the new South African Air line company called Velvet Sky? Wait, what? How have you not heard of them? Oh, you’re a socially-inept hermit who doesn’t expose themselves to social surroundings or any form of media either. Shame.
For those of you who HAVE heard of them, well they are doing a horrible job already.
“Already?”, you might say with a confused look on your cute face. Yes my darlings, already. You see, I somehow clicked on some spammy twitter link this morning to be taken to the Velvet Sky website. Boom! I was greeted with a lovely count down timer showing 12 noon today! I was sky high with excitement! (See what I did there? …..Jeez, that one was lame. I apologize.)
Look at that! Fantasmalistically exciting! I held my breath for that second! Only be to greeted with such epic proportions of FAIL!
Seriously! That is all that changed! I was expecting lights, camera’s, flashes, red carpets and all sorts of wonderfully majestic goodies!
What was I greeted with instead. A gigantic pile of bland.
#DISAPPOINTED!
What is up with that logo? Did someone spill some paint onto the webpage? Sis man. I have a feeling that another SAA similar shenanigans is on its way. Durban people. Pffft.
UPDATE 2:30pm:
So I checked 20 minutes after 12 and it was still producing the fail as above. I checked back just after two now and the new site is finally up. It is horribly slow though and doesnt seem to be too helpful. That is just my first impression. I guess only time will tell. It doesn’t seem to be populated with any flight details either which kind of defeats the point of an airline don’t you think?
- Captain AwesomeMMA – UFC Infographic
Source:http://www.onlinecollegedegrees.net
Cha bru I am gonna give you one serious klap!
Ok maybe not since I am sitting here blogging about this, but this infographic has seriously got me pumped! I do enjoy spectating the odd Bergie Brawl™ that goes down in Claremont on a Saturday night while people stagger across the main road to Tin Roof so flipping drunk they don’t even know their own name. Yea you know who I am talking about!
But seriously though, I feel like hitting the gym now! RAWWWR!!
P.S Don’t forget it’s St Paddy’s day today so go and get Slizzard!
- Captain Awesome
