So you are looking for a bit of help with being able to converse with your secret Italian lover that you have on the side? Hmmm…I can understand the predicament that lies at your feet, or should I say on your bed? She can barely speak English and you definitely don’t want your wife to know!
Now you can converse with your Italian lover with this helpful little guide that was found!
Click on the image to learn those helpful little words ;)
I have no clue why those are in there, but they are. Don’t complain, rather educate yourself. You never know, you might one day have an Italian lover, or you could become a really rich, weird old guy who likes to talk dirty to his Ferrari. Only time will tell, and you better be prepared!